Mos Def is starring in the new season of Dexter. Hopefully, I don’t need to tell you how ridiculously fucking rad that is.
@10 months ago with 2 notes
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#I wonder if he'll show up late in each episode like he does at his concerts.
That’s all I’ve been doing this summer… accumulating stories where it began with me being an asshole to assholes. Albeit, I now know I’m just an asshole.
I ain’t mad tho.

@10 months ago with 2 notes
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#I'll post something after exams and I'll make 'em videos I guess
luckywitness:
Kids on Zelda worshiping the Wu.
I be that insane nigga from the psycho ward.
I’m on the trigger, plus I got the Master sword.
So how you figure that you can even fuck with mine?
Hey, yo, Navi! Hit me with that shit one time!
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@11 months ago with 11 notes
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#wu-tang clan #Legend of Zelda
And I decide to make a small social experiment with OkCupid. Creating a fake profile.
I’ve read women’s profiles and they state that their lady parts are being holla’d at by men with terrible grammar and being exposed to skeeveyness. NO SHIT. It’s much easier for ANYONE to be classless than to take the time to be genuine, write a nice message, and not be a douche-bag.
Well, I wanted to see for myself just how terrible the messages women are receiving actually are. I present to you screen-caps of one particular butt-hurt bro. The fake profile is listed as bisexual (and by-sexual I mean he’ll/she’ll fuck anything…lame pun) and in the “You Should Message Me If” field it states that I’m only looking for women. I state that because I noticed that men would message regardless and I was curious how women send messages as opposed to men. It’s pretty fucking similar, but women tend to at least show off their fifth grade writing capabilities.
Be sure to give me a response/reply, whether it be: You’re a creep. That’s hilarious. WHATEVER, I’d like to know what you’re thinking. Sincerely.


@1 year ago with 7 notes
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#okcupid #Fuck it I think it's funny
1) I wear my navy suit pant with brown leather wing tips and tie, donned in handsome and charm, and equipped with my silk/witty/sharp tongue. Arrive at the lovely lady’s home, open my car door for her, and I take her to an amazing five-course Italian dinner. Relevant banter - we swing dance the night away, and of course…sweep her off her feet. I end the night with a smooch.
2) Sweat pants (sans undies) and band-t. Pick up girl. Get road dome. My place. Ganja. Adventure Time. iTunes on shuffle. Fuck.
I’ve experienced both, have not exhausted those situations, and unfortunately have not had both of those as a happenstance together.
@1 year ago with 2 notes
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#You want me in your tug-o-war team because of my MAD PULL

My comrades and I created a flaming shot where we set the drinks aflame via the almighty dollar. We justifiably christened it: The Money Shot.
@1 year ago with 4 notes
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#New Money = Unclassy
Just the sunglasses worn throughout the film. FABULOUS.


When will I be Robert De Niro? ;___;
@1 year ago with 3 notes
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#Also there aren't enough blueberries in my muffin